When it comes to frozen pizza, there are plenty of misconceptions—such as the idea that no healthy options exist, or that all frozen pizzas are equally subpar. While quality can certainly vary from brand to brand, it’s essential to recognize that not all frozen pizzas are created equal. In our latest taste test, we set out to determine the best and worst frozen cheese pizza options, and the verdict is in: Totino’s Party Pizza, a brand nostalgic for many, takes the bottom spot.
According to our reviewer, the crust of the Totino’s pizza is “as cardboard as ever,” and the cheese exhibits a “strange dissolving” effect that brings back memories, but not in a good way. The sauce, described as having a “strange flavor,” was likened to something “somewhat industrial and chemical.” Despite these issues, one can’t overlook its affordability, priced at just $1.97 on Walmart’s website. Totino’s also offers a variety of flavors, including pepperoni, hamburger, triple meat, sausage, and supreme. However, the biggest selling point seems to be its nostalgic appeal rather than its culinary merits.
Totino’s: A Brand That Relies on Nostalgia
While the reality of eating a Totino’s Party Pizza in 2025 may not live up to childhood memories, the pull of nostalgia is undeniable. Even our reviewer admitted, “there was a strain of nostalgia that came over us as we tasted it,” before ultimately calling the pizza a “disappointing dud.” Many others share similar feelings, with one Reddit user commenting, “Seriously, [Totino’s Party Pizzas] taste like my childhood.” Another person described the brand’s unique appeal, noting, “They’re… different than other pizza. Different smell, different texture, different shape, and a more specified flavor.”
If you find yourself craving a Totino’s pizza due to a nostalgic moment—or just happen to have one in your freezer—don’t despair. There are ways to improve almost any frozen pizza. To avoid a soft, soggy crust, try increasing the oven temperature (just be aware that the pizza will cook faster). Additionally, enhancing your frozen pizza with ingredients like sun-dried tomatoes, black olives, or jalapeños can add much-needed flavor. A sprinkle of herbs such as basil, red pepper flakes, oregano, garlic salt, and thyme can also help elevate the taste of a lackluster pie, giving it a more traditional pizza flavor.
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